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5th post-hospital madness....

2009-02-16T01:58:00.000-08:00

stupid hospital... firstly, hello bloggie!!! i miss u!!!! how 'r u blog?? sigh, dying... nvm...lol dunno where to start!!! my doc's name was snodgrass... how wierd... dr. alison snodgrass... but i keep calling her snottygas. i really should stop that. i may be a liar, an ass and an irritant but im actuali quite polite. really i am. dont argue with me shitbags...tired... lol, go see other ppls blogs now. bye blog!!!

I hate Malay tests...

2009-02-04T05:42:00.000-08:00

woohoo!! fourth post!! im so proud of u bloggie.. gd thank us to melvin for spamming. grr... nvm, don reali care. linked to two new ppl, Ashley low wei ming the slowlyinsaneteen and my english mentor...*drumroll...Celine!!! realting to todae, hmm lets see.. elaine and sepent were absent... wat happened to se pent lehs? few dayz ago he suddenly go home with fever... pity... but i have no idea y i actuali care(wow!) and y cant denise stop bugging me for a crumpler bag or a louis vitton wallet? she so rich y don geddit herself...crazy woman...haiz, mood got spoilt this morning.. didnt understand practically the whole malay paper, staring so blankly at it as though words appear by themselves.. . dunno y atiqah so happy she took the test. in the end i only did one open-ended question and two MCQ sections... totla marks was 25/80 and as though ill get all the questions right.. expecting a shouting form Shaiful (Mr.)... nothing much during school, forgot to bring the nuisance we call a tie... mrs ang lent me one.. an answer to an unheard prayer? i dont think soo... nopt looking forward to sunday btw, Father gerard gonna stalk me cos i didnt go last wk... so tired de... oh, my mood was fixed again after school though! science was chicken pudding, feet, wateva... and i can do 3 chin ups!!!! take tt in ur face steph!! haha!!

joke of the day: 3 men died and went to heaven. god said, ill put each of u in a room, ill fill each room with wateva u want. the first guy said: i want women!!! the second guy said: i want money!!! and the third guy said: i want ciggarettes!!! three yrs later, god visited each of the men. the first guy had AIDS. god was disappointed. the second guy went mad counting money. god was dissapointed. while walking to the third guys house, god thought"the guy is probably suffering from lung cancer or smthg" but when he arrived the guy looked at god exasperatedly. he forgot to ask for the lighter...

third post..lame title

2009-01-25T04:59:00.000-08:00

lol. todae, my parents woke me up at 10 noon, so early... just so we can go and buy stuff at NTUC...lol, was making reunion dinner for friends and im like, wats there to reunite about? and why on earth are we celebrating chinese new yr even though we're not chinese. they told me to shut up. ??. wth. so we had the stupid dinner. my sis went to her bfs hse for her own reunion dinner and pow, i had to do all the work at home... zz.. i had to help my mom cook. she wanted to cook corn soup but she couldnt cut it, she was like fighting with the poor corn. with a knife. creepy... and we had steamboat too.. lol, and i must nvr try making friends with adults... EVER... the baker invited me out for a movie... i dont go much so i said yes.. and then when i told my parents they said be careful, he may be gay... -.-ll why doesnt the novelty of irritating me ever wear off? compliments to steph. lol, i just found out smthg coincidental, if u type m6y blog link w/o the "blogspot" part, it takes u to the official website of the game "afro samurai"...lame

joke of the day: what do u get when u come across a chicken and a road? a whole load of crappy "chicken crossing the road" jokes... haha.whee. no laughter. silence. ill please my self. haha... gd nitez and happy chinese new year...

Wow, first time second post on a single blog...three cheers for sweet nothingness

2009-01-22T00:36:00.000-08:00

lol, i succesfully mantained a blog for more than a day, yay...whee...so excited... lol, the stupid learning journey not fun also...bored like hell...at least the bridge part was fun lehs...so l8 than only review this stupid learning journey... -.-... too bad the bridge didnt go according to plan...dont blame ashley(architect)...the bridge design was hard to make... haiz, im bored off chasing smthg that refuses to run...boring rite? so im not really going after se pent(truce?) instead, ill try smthg cheerier... a joke of the post. after each post(obviously..)ill choose a joke and post it... cheers... still nvr do D&T... so ill be logging off... with regards to elaine and steph, the day ill get a phone will be the time i start uploading pics on the blog... :D lol...

P.S. anyone noes jasons and arifs bloglinks? want spam :D XD

joke of the post: "there is no "i" in "team", neither is there b,c,d,f...

first day...

2009-01-20T02:52:00.000-08:00

lol, i hope i can mantain this blog... i couldnt mantain my last 15 or so... coming bothered... BUT!!! i have a special purpose for this particular blog... thanx to my (ahems pls!!!) gd friend se pent... i have a blog for insulting ppl who annoy me even for little touchy things(sry sepent, but tt was ur idea of a blog wasnt it?)... a good thank you to mellissa and bjorn for telling the link to se pent shitpage he calls a blog(http://www.amilliontoendmylife.blogspot.com)... another thank you to my sis for rather idiotically giving me a couple of crucial blog thingies... so what do u do for the first day in blog world? of course in my blog... insult and vengeance rolled into one!!! hooray...yay...whatever...

like what he did for me, ill do for him, posting our insults to each other in public blogs... dont i rock???

Hey Se Pent. For the record, it wasn’t my water bottle, it was Ashleys... now i don give a fuck about u, or ur fucking metal pencil case (i hope its rusty now) i don really care if the whole class hates me, i am who i am and im not gonna change just because some short stuck up son of a bitch told me im shamed by jesus and the fucker buddha. yea heck i was 189 level position, but tt doesnt mean ur smarter, just a bit more of a nerd, jerk. i noe bjorn changed,so wat? im not him and again im not gonna change. and no im not gonna stop playing in class, so wat if the effing streamings here? i dont mind dropping to NA/NT as long as it means ill be far away from a stuck up nerd-ass like u, u fucking son of a bitch. so wat if the book cost 15 bucks? izzit my money? no, so fuck u and ur ass inside out... and go die inside ur moms pussy, poison ur mom while shes fucking ur dad and the three of u die, the world wont really notice u gone, in fact ill be the only one cheering. and i dont need YOU to hope i get to sec 3, i will, and ill make sure ill rape ur mom, and make u watch. mr chow didnt give me demerit pts because i only sprayed the fcking water at jeff be’cos he sprayed it at me first, and if u really want to insult me then just say it to my face lar u fcking coward... no balls izzit?, got prob with me izzit? y leh, oi ah kua, nvr kena fucked be4 izzit? i make sure u cry worse than bao sheng after i tripped him last yr until he fell down, ill make sure u bleed worse then melvin when i threw the scissors at him, ill maike sure u scream, worse than bjorn when he gets horny, and ill make sure Hell sets fire to ur ass, then ull really go fast, faster, fastest... geniousboy? my ass... amilliontoendmylife? why dont u go drown urself in the toilet bowl where u belong and itll only take one to end ur life. So I hoppe u have the balls to start insulting me in person from now on u fucking son of a bitch… cheers to the worlds first ball-less man… Se Pent!!!

what a good day we had folks, have a good evening allz... thank you... and to you Se Pent, hope you writhe in bed with nightmares...